Welcome to Danesfield House Hotel & Spa
Dismissive staff, tatty bedrooms, and the worst customer experience possible
Welcome to Danesfield House Hotel & Spa
Dismissive staff, tatty bedrooms, and the worst customer experience possible
At Danesfield Spa, we believe our customers are an inconvenience, mediocrity is our goal, and the bad attitude of our staff is something
we take great pride in.
Experience our very own unique blend of disdain, disinterest, and disappointment with staff that could not care less if you stay or leave... as long as they've got your money.
It doesn't matter if you've already paid - pay again!
If the wallpaper isn't peeling off, how do you know it's wallpaper?
Hoping to keep warm by the pool? Oh no!
Treat yourself to the surprise of your life when you book at the same time as someone else's wedding.
Pay full price for your stay and only use 50% of the hotel.
Are you with the wedding party? No? Poor you.
Loud music from the wedding all night. Loud guests stomping past your rooms until the early hours is optional - and completely free!
Raising flags to our management is one way to get their attention... but only on TripAdvisor
Leave feedback. Get a thank you. But please don't expect improvement.
Complaints were made but we had our fingers in our ears - whoops.
And let's be honest, your experience probably didn't happen anyway.
Definitely check the TripAdvisor reviews. Also maybe look up Danesfield on Companies House.
We genuinely can't stand our customers, so no matter when you arrive, you'll get the same dismissive attitude whenever you visit!
If you do need to contact us at any time, we promise to ignore your call or email and only reply when we are confident we can be as condescending as possible.
Danesfield House Hotel & Spa, Henley Road, Marlow-On-Thames, UK
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